Uncharted

pleatedjeans:

You should follow @fanofhell

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

weavemunchers:

being alone with your friends parents

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dennys:

normcore-dad:

dennys:

welcome to dencon. on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

I don’t know how much Denny’s pays their social media team but however much it is, it’s not enough

$17000

dennys:

normcore-dad:

dennys:

welcome to dencon. on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

I don’t know how much Denny’s pays their social media team but however much it is, it’s not enough

$17000

redwolfwriter:

meirionwen:

tomhiddlestonlokidme:

finnick-life-ruiner:

potterheadfrom221bgotthetardis:

returnmysanity:

So this guy

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is this guy

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and this girl

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is this girl

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Mr Bennet sent his own daughter to The Hunger Games.

TWICE

Yeah and this guy  

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Who is also this guy

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Is also this guy’s father

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 who happens to be this guy. 

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Bartholomew sent his son to the Games

Snow sent TWO of his children to the Games TWICE

And the Award for the worst father goes to…

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Well done, Supernatural fandom. Well done.

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

loriendesse:

middle-earth meme: [1/3 speeches] Sam’s speech

wallflower-punk97:

mikkynga:

this will never stop being funny.
the girl dressed as the boss is the best

is someone dressed as jesus

wallflower-punk97:

mikkynga:

this will never stop being funny.

the girl dressed as the boss is the best

is someone dressed as jesus